Procrustean Art of Backtracking: “Metric in Accounting”
A Joke of Everyone’s Favorite: Dependent on the answer, we can tell you who you are; What is the answer to 1+1 , the easiest arithmetic on earth? 1) 2, period : A schoolchild. 2) Please Do Not Kid Me : A driver of the Mini 3) 2? : A neurotic, who knows he must say “2” but is in person not really sure why. 4) 5, period : A psychotic 5) Wishfully 1 : A wedding master 6) Possibly 1 : A chemist 7) Possibly anything : A physicist 8) Explosion or implosion : A nuclear physicist 9) 11 with no question asked : A computer scientist 10) Probably 11 : A “supplier to the market” of the chopstick 11) King sidelined : A Chinese ( 王 , the king) 12) …. 13) > 2 : A synergist to whom, “The total is bigger than the sum of its parts” ...